Soulmate Wanted!
In response to a single girlfriend's plea for help, I willingly volunteered my creative services to help "spice up" her online dating profile. On a committed Friday night, we pursued fellow profilers to determine which catchphrases actually caught us, and which ones - alternately - put us to sleep, in the virtual dating world. Five-foot-two became a generous five-foot-four (in heels, of course), and priorities (in life) shifted from family and friendship to embracing the world through the lenses of literary geniuses and parental figures alike. Before parting ways that evening, I gave her a required reading list (from Eggers to Tolstoy) to prepare her for the myriad of dates that would surely come her way, and even agreed to discuss them with her in advance. Enjoy!
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