Friday, October 1, 2010

On Uphill Battles


The Household Health Inspection.

If a certified health inspector came into your home, you'd probably fail with flying colors, too. Kitchen sink hand-washing? Minus ten. Outdated cutting board? Minus twenty. Appetizers? Minus thirty. Pets? Fuhgeddaboudit! You're better off ordering in/paying for/and then poisoning yourself with the scraps from the gutter. (Enjoy.)

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