Friday, August 6, 2010

On Proving Your Age


Even When It's Obvious.

Being carded is flattering up until the moment it becomes an inconvenience. But rules are rules and without them, people would be lost (no matter how nonsensical they are). For instance, where would the Kansans be today if they served wine from tea cups? (Yes, that's actually a law.) And if Californian women wore housecoats while driving, the roads would surely crack wide open. And what about the theatre-going lions (and I do mean the animal) in Baltimore, Maryland? Kick them out before someone calls the McNulty! (aka the cops) And so it goes with the world's silliest rules-a huge waste of time but thoroughly entertaining, until that dreaded moment of inconvenience. Enjoy!

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